How might an advanced alien species narrate a documentary about humans, in a style reminiscent of David Attenborough?
I’ve encountered several theories suggesting that a more intelligent species views humans as non-threatening and hasn’t fully engaged with us due to perceptions of our “limited” intellect.
Just for fun, let’s imagine how extraterrestrials might depict humanity in a documentary—much like we do when observing bees or ants and their intricate societies.
What aspects of human behavior would lead an alien viewer to remark, “Look at those feeble, simplistic beings”? Despite our advancements, how would these aliens frame our technological feats in a way that renders them seemingly trivial, gimmicky, or even “adorable” in contrast to the wonders of the universe?
[Scene fades in over a serene view of Earth from space, the bright blue planet nestled amidst the cosmos.]
Narrator (in a calm, contemplative tone):
“Here, on the vibrant planet known as Earth, we observe a curious species that has risen to prominence: Homo sapiens, or as they prefer, ‘humans.’ Despite their self-proclaimed position as the apex species, their behaviors and social structures reveal a simpler, more whimsical reality.”
[The camera zooms in on a bustling urban environment filled with humans engaged in various activities.]
“Behold the human, a bipedal primate with a surprisingly limited range of physical prowess. Their delicate bodies, incapable of rapid flight or endurance in extreme environments, navigate their habitats with a curious reliance on artificially constructed tools and complex systems.”
[Cut to humans constructing buildings and utilizing advanced machinery.]
“Although these humans have developed intricate technologies—devices that manipulate their environment and facilitate communication over great distances—these constructs exist in stark contrast to the raw power and resilience seen in the many species across the cosmos. Their reliance on these tools often leads to unforeseen consequences; they create pollutants, destabilize their home, and even engage in conflicts driven by petty differences.”
[Scene shifts to humans huddled around glowing screens, seemingly engrossed in their small handheld devices.]
“Curiously, as beings with pronounced cognitive abilities, they display an inclination toward distraction, often captivated by vibrant flickers of artificial light. These ‘screens’ serve as a means of connection, yet they appear to pull them further into isolation, reducing real-world interactions to mere digital exchanges.”
[Footage transitions to individuals wearing protective gear, attempting to rescue other humans during a natural disaster.]
“In times of crisis, a fascinating instinct emerges: compassion. Occasionally, they band together in acts of kindness, demonstrating an ability to collaborate and problem-solve. However, this altruistic behavior is often overshadowed by destructive tendencies—wars, greed, and environmental degradation—leading one to question their cognitive superiority.”
[The camera glides over sprawling cities contrasted with degraded natural landscapes.]
“Perhaps most intriguing is their relationship with their own planet. The humans have developed an acute awareness of their surroundings, yet they paradoxically engage in behaviors that threaten their survival. Like tidily organizing a nest even as it crumbles beneath them, they appear to lack foresight, often prioritizing immediate gratification over long-term sustainability.”
[The scene fades into peaceful moments of children playing in a park, laughter echoing, then cut to a heated argument between adults.]
“Such contradictions highlight a duality in nature—a capacity for joy and cooperation on one hand, and a proclivity for conflict and division on the other. Their emotions, vibrant yet volatile, shape their societies in ways that can appear both endearing and perplexing.”
[The camera pulls back, revealing Earth in its entirety once more.]
“In the cosmic grand scheme, their technological feats may be likened to the intricate nests of certain terrestrial insects—impressive in their own right but ultimately rudimentary compared to the sophisticated methods of space-faring species. As we study these peculiar beings, one cannot help but feel a blend of wonder and amusement at their journey—an awkward dance of brilliance and folly in the rich tapestry of the universe.”
[Scene fades out as soft music plays, leaving the viewer to ponder the complex yet charming nature of humanity.]